Hello My Darlings!!

Welcome to The Vodka Vixens den of inebriation.

People often ask me, “Why Vodka?” Well boys and girls it‘s simple. Vodka is a clear, cool liquid that happens to go with everything, just like me. And just like that tall, long-neck, frosted-white bottle of Vodka, once I am  unscrewed nothing is taboo. All questions are welcome, whether you receive an appropriate  answer or even a response at all…Well that depends on your question. Think of me as one of your closest friends, I will always have fabulous advice for you. Be yourself darling, don’t hold anything back, I must hear all the delicious details. Sure for some of you light-weight’s, my message may hit you hard and heavy, leaving you with a sense of euphoria and the inability to walk a straight line. But for others, I may be just the sip you need to clear a clouded conscience.

A question that I always get is, “What is your favorite vodka, Grey Goose?”

Yes, I do love some goose… but my favorite is 3. Yes 3 It’s the best thing in the world and would you believe, my green friends, that it is made from soybeans! Yes, I said soybeans. So you can get as schnockerd as you want and still feel good about yourself. Let me ask you, does it get any better than that? With 3Vodka I would recommend that you start slow, who would have thought that soybeans could be so potent…LOL. The good thing is that unlike that song about Tequila, it does not make your clothes come off. Well hopefully it won’t, some people probably do not want to see that. But just in case it does happen, please, for the children’s sake, put them back on.

 

Hello my darlings! Did you miss me?? Don’t deny it, you know you did. While checking my emails I came across a few that I would like to share with you. Vodka for everyone!! Kisses, V.V.

From: Aubrey in Addison, Texas

I know you said anything goes great w/ vodka but are there some beverages that are the best with vodka? What is your favorite mix with vodka?

Dear Aubrey,

You are asking about my two favorite subjects, me and vodka. Now when I said anything goes great with vodka, do you doubt me little one?? EVERYTHING GOES GREAT WITH VODKA!! Just in case you were not paying attention. Personally I am fond of a good Bloody Mary every now and then, especially with a little onion salt and lime juice in it. Don’t use regular tomato juice by the way. The best stuff is called Clamato. Let me tell you little one, a few Bloody Mary's mixed with 3, you will be good to go. I do know that not everyone loves tomato juice, the Vixen does have another suggestion. Take some clear soda, little bit of orange juice and some Peach Schnapps or Apple Pucker. Yummy... Makes me want to go make myself one right now. In fact its time for me to run. It’s true what they say, its 5 o’clock somewhere right now and the 3 is calling me.

Brian C. in Connecticut asks: I am throwing a party and will be trying the 3Vodka for the first time. Do you have a recipe that you can share that will guarantee a hit at the party?

My Darling Brian,

Did you really ask me that question?!? First of all you don’t bother to send me an invitation to this party of yours and then you want my help to make it a success. Please tell me you are joking, it will be a bomb just because I am not there. First of all if you have to ask a question like that then I am pretty sure your party is going to suck. Sorry, but that is the truth. I am sorry to tell you all of this, but someone has to. Wake up and join the real world sunshine. Anybody who is anybody knows that you have an open bar at parties. That is where the real fun is. Do your self a favor and go get a box of wine and call it a night.
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